Brown Demotivational Poster
THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964
INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING -
IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"
FISH BOWL -
BROWNIES - Best served when cool
HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.
2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.
CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!
THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -
2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.
2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.
THE HOLY BIBLE -
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. - Why stay home tonight honey? Let's go clubbing!
BROWNING HI POWER - Keeping Canada Free Since 1939
SHOOT FOR THE MOON. EVEN IF YOU MISS, - at least you'll float aimlessly through an unforgiving vacuum of death.
YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.
SNOOPY - Have him put to sleep already!
DON'T - do anything your Mommy wouldn't be Proud of ! H. Jackson Brown Jr.
HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.
- - O O L O N G P A R T Y
KODY BROWN -
BROWNIE MIX - It's good to be the baby!
NERD + COSTUME + OTHER NERDS - You are so cool i didnt even see you standing there
BEFORE JOE CAMEL -
NIPPIN' - I always keep the A/C in the office at 65 to help inspire the pencil erasers.
I CAN'T - But Chris Brown can
MR. SCHULTZ - is spinning in his tomb
The 25yr Rebuilding Plan -
NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES - In real life, they could be a Lovecraftian abomination that hungers for your very soul.
RIHANNA JOKES - Giving a whole new meaning to punch lines
AND THE LORD DID SAY -
O.M.G. - It's 2 girls & 10 cups !!!
DAMN THAT CHRIS BROWN - He's 2-0 now
MANHANDLED - There are no doors to walk into, on the red carpet
RHIANNA - I guess that last beating didn't take BITCH!!
FIRE - Fire, to destroy all you've done Fire, to end all you've become I'll feel you burn
THE OFFICE RESTROOM - Just think about it what used to be up the bosses butt is now in your nose business as usual
CHRIS SAYS - JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOOONE
MR. BROWN - He Knows What's Good For You.
ELF RETIREMENT - Scheduled to play grumpy in the new smurfs movie
NANANA NANANA HEY HEY HEY!!! - GOOD BYE!!!! see you in five years bitch Oh yeah, don't drop the soap!!!
Christmas Traditions -
Life Lessons -
ADELE - Because we all have a "ENGLISH NANNY" fantasy.
WORKING THROUGH LUNCH -
HARVEST BROWN - Looting the fruited plain.
THE VELVET ROPE - That just isn't enough protection to protect us MISCREANTS From the Celebrity V.I.P's.
CHRIS BROWN -
CHARLES M. SCHULZ - "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” Nov. 26 1922 - Feb. 12 2000
PEANUTS GANG - Your doing it wrong.
STANDIN' ON A CORNER - In Winslow, Arizona, such a fine sight to see...
PERENNIAL FAILURE - This is why...
HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE - When trumped up passing interference calls just aren't enough
HE'S JUST ANOTHER DREAMER - Dreamin' 'bout Everyman
WESTERN RULE #1 -
BROWNS MOM - HAVING WAY TO MUCH FUN WITH YOUNG SAILORS EVERWHERE!
Ball Gag -
stocking fillers -
Wet Cement -
The Pretender -
SUgar Crystal -